IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. POETRY.
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ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
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DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
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01 WONDER-IF-YOU-LOVE-ME PIC X(1).
88 YOU-LOVE-ME VALUE 'Y'.
88 YOU-LOVE-ME-NOT VALUE 'N'.
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01 MY-BEST-SIDE PIC X(40)
VALUE 'ALL NEUROSES HIDDEN SO YOU WILL LOVE ME.'.
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PROCEDURE DIVISION.
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HOW-TO-MAKE-YOU-LOVE-ME.
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IF YOU-LOVE-ME
CONTINUE
ELSE
PERFORM TO-WIN-YOUR-LOVE
END-IF
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GOBACK.
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TO-WIN-YOUR-LOVE.
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PERFORM UNTIL YOU-LOVE-ME
DISPLAY MY-BEST-SIDE
END-PERFORM
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EXIT.
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